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Wednesday, April 5th

Leggo my Lego

Thoughout my childhood, I amassed an enormous collection of Legos. I know, you had some too. Maybe when you were really little, you had those Duplo blocks. Or maybe you had those Tyco Superblocks ripoffs.

Anyways, most of my elementary school (and, OK, middle school) buddies had a lot of legos, but my collection gave everyone a run for their money. Except for Alex McWhorter, but I think his dad was a doctor.

So, in the universe of Legos, there were a few basic "Systems" when I was growing up: Castle, Town, and Space. Or, if you like, the ghosts of Lego past, present, and future. Dave had a modest collection, I remember him having a lot of "Space" sets. He's an investment banker, works in M&As. Carl had a larger collection, and I'm pretty sure he was exclusively "Space". Carl is a computer programmer, was addicted to Bablyon 5, and has the Aqua Team Hunger Force and Samurai Jack DVD box sets.

I'm not sure what Alex is up to these days, but he was the god of the "Castle" collection. He had ARMIES. And some castle pieces that were almost as old as we were.

Shawn had a pretty decent collection, he went for "Town" stuff only. He develops computer games, and competes in Yu-gio tournaments.

My collection was mostly "Town", probably because it always seemed more concrete and useful to me than the Castle and Space systems...I just didn't relate to knights and astronauts the way I related to police officers and railroad engineers. However, that didn't stop me from getting the occasional Castle or Space kit when something looked really cool. Like when the Lego monorail first came out, it was Space only. Later, Lego came out with a smaller system, the "Pirate" collection. I got into that right away, because pirates kick ass, but still bought Town kits.

I'd like to think that the type of Legos I bought is an accurate reflection of my character. When I focus on something, even in my leisure, I focus on things that seem most real and relevant to me. However, I never hold focus for too long, and love variety.

Perhaps some other day I'll talk about my lego-themed bar mitzvah.

[Karma: 12 (+/-)] Steve on 04.05.06 @ 12:28 PM PST


Wednesday, March 29th

Consider this...

A large, bright blue sign has been put up on the LACMA building at the corner of Wilshire and Fairfax. It reads: "Consider this... In Violence we forget who we really are."

I thought about that while sitting at the traffic light, mostly because there's not much else to think about at that intersection. You can't even people-watch, because there's a $.99 store across the street, so most of the pedestrians are depressing.

Anyways, I disagree with the sign. I would say, in violence, we remember who we really are. We forget, though, what we are capable of becoming.

It's been awhile since I've updated this page. I've missed it.
[Karma: 2 (+/-)] Steve on 03.29.06 @ 03:01 PM PST


Wednesday, January 11th

Jews

Driving down Highland today, a car pulled across my lane in the distance, in an attempt to make a left-turn onto Highland in the other direction. He didn't bother to pull his car into the median, he just let it hang out and obstruct most of my lane, so I got to slow down and stop for a few seconds.

As I was slowing down, I prepared to give him the finger, but as I got closer I noticed the tell-tale dark beard and hat. It was a Hassidic Jew. Somehow, it felt wrong to flip the bird to an Orthodox man, and I'm not sure why. I would have felt fine flipping off a Christian, or plainclothes Jew.

Reflecting, I think I just expect Hassids to be bad drivers, after all, they don't drive on the Sabbath, so they get less practice than the rest of us. Or maybe it's because I think that they are already so far detached from reality, giving them the finger would just be a wasted gesture.

[Karma: 6 (+/-)] Steve on 01.11.06 @ 10:58 AM PST


Old Orleans

I read an article on cnn.com this morning about plans to rebuild all of New Orleans. A potential part of the plan includes rebuilding New Orleans' old, and long-gone, jazz district.

Great, someone gives you a blank slate to start over with and you decide to rebuild something that previously failed. Brilliant.

[Karma: 1 (+/-)] Steve on 01.11.06 @ 10:50 AM PST


Taking Bets

Imwithsteve.com is currently taking bets on who will awaken first from their medically-induced coma, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, or that Pennsylvania coal mine survivor.

Sharon has started to move, while the miner shows a healthy amount of brain activity. Odds are set 3:2 in favor of Sharon.

In other news, I am going to hell. See you guys there.

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 01.11.06 @ 08:46 AM PST


Thursday, December 29th

City Museum!

Two things:

1. The band has a name! That name is City Museum! City Museum rocks!

I'm putting together a basic website for all of your City Museum needs, more info to come. "Czech Chick" is coming along really nicely, and Mr. Flinn threw in a great new tune a couple weeks back. Looks like our first performance oepn to the general public will be on February 19th. I can't wait.

2. The Getty Villa reopens in late January!! Go to www.getty.edu for information and free tickets; they're already booked solid until late Spring, so hurry up!

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 12.29.05 @ 02:13 PM PST


Tuesday, December 20th

I hate to gloat, but this makes me so happy.

The Dover evolution/intelligent design ruling came in today...and science won.

I am really happy. Not just because endorsements of intelligent design (ID) in Dover schools were ruled unconstitutional, but because the ruling was the work of a judge who was not familiar with intelligent design or the scientific underpinnings of evolution, and listened to the best arguments from both sides, and returned with a strong judgement against the Dover school board and proponents of ID.

The full ruling is at available from CNN here.

Here's a couple choice bits.

"Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist Court. Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on ID, who in combination drove the Board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy. The breathtaking inanity of the Board's decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources."
...
"The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy. (emphasis added)"



[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 12.20.05 @ 11:46 AM PST


Tuesday, December 13th

Band practice

It feels both supremely cool and utterly dorky to tell my friends that I can't hang out on Saturday because "I have band practice."

The band started working on a new song this past weekend, something I wrote a few weeks ago called "Czech Chick." A soft ballad about a girl who showed up at one of my house parties a little over a year ago and got drunk off of her ass.

So far, the band lineup on this one is:

Me on vocals
Kevin on bass
Mark on keys
Jeff on guitar

Jeff was the one who suggested that I not play any instrument on it, so I can really ham up the vocals. Really good idea, but there's something about the song's texture that didn't quite sound right to me.

We'll figure it out.

On the bright side, we faked our way through a reggae version of "Where is My Mind?" It kicked ass.

[Karma: 3 (+/-)] Steve on 12.13.05 @ 05:44 PM PST


Thursday, December 8th

The Good

I'm in a band!!



We don't have a name yet, but we've been playing together for about a month. So far we have an 8 song repertoire:

Hotel (Mark Pedante)
Nothin' (Kevin Flynn)
Indie Rocker (Jeff Miller)
Dethroned (Jeff Miller)
Most People (your humble narrator)
The Concept (Teenage Fanclub cover)
Where is My Mind (The Pixies cover)
Leaders of the Free World (Elbow cover)

As far as potential band names, we've got:

Game Theory
Field Work
The Space Program
Scrabble
City Museum
and a few other ones floating around

More to come...

[Karma: 3 (+/-)] Steve on 12.08.05 @ 11:23 AM PST


Wednesday, December 7th

Steve's Movie Review

The Banger Sisters (2002). Not nearly as interesting as it sounds.

[Karma: 4 (+/-)] Steve on 12.07.05 @ 04:52 PM PST


I am, admittedly, hypocritical.

I like talking about religion. Actually, I hate talking about religion (at least, I hate feeling the need to talk about religion). I get worked up about the subject fairly easily, though, and have trouble shutting up once that switch in my brain is flicked.

One of my favorite quotes (I have many) is by Mark Twain:

So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: "Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is." Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

I believe this very strongly, but I realize that I don't often follow it. I don't mind what people do in the privacy of their own home or, to an extent, in their own church, I'll be indifferent to that. But when religious figures appear in the media proclaiming their intolerance and persecution complexes, I feel the need to pick up a flyswatter.

Such as the following article on msnbc.com:

BUSHES' 'HOLIDAY' CARDS RING HOLLOW FOR SOME
Christian conservatives wage war to put religion back into Christmas


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10355980/

Basically, some Christian conservatives (I'm just going to call these guys CCs) are upset this year because they finally realized that every official White House holiday card for the past 13 years merely wishes a "Happy Holiday Season", not a "Merry Christmas." Seems that by trying to include everyone's beliefs in their yuletide greetings, the Bushes are leaving the most important person out...Jesus. The card, by the way, is not completely secular. It does include a Scripture verse. But it's from the Old Testament. And the CCs are pissed.

The Heritage Foundation is convinced that there is a war on Christmas.

The Catholic League thinks the administration is capitulating to "the worst elements in our culture" (i.e.: Jews)

Maybe the CCs are right. After all, only 82% of the country is Christian. (see here) And I bet only 90-odd percent of Congress (damn you, Joe Lieberman) and all of the Supreme Court are Christian. Plus everyone in the executive branch who's high enough on the ladder to have their own business card. So it's only natural that the CCs feel repressed.

Of course, some CCs are aware of their religions' reach.

As William Donohue eloquently put it: "Ninety-six percent of Americans celebrate Christmas. Spare me the diversity lecture." (different that the number of people who are Christian. Even I put up a Christmas tree.)

Hmmm...good point, Will. Diversity isn't important...because the minority we're talking about is small. What if it was only 90% who celebrated Christmas? Is diversity imporant then? Or how about 80%? Or 70%? What's the cutoff, Will? How big does a minority group have to be before they are important enough to acknowledge?

Maybe Mark Twain was wrong when he suggested that indifference, not tolerance, was the key to understanding between religions. Because it seems that Donohue and the CCs are indeed indifferent to the religion of others. They're just not tolerant of it.

[Karma: 10 (+/-)] Steve on 12.07.05 @ 09:12 AM PST


Tuesday, December 6th

This doesn't mean I don't hate Tucker Carlson

...but I did really enjoy reading the transcript of a segment between Tucker, and the head of an atheist group at UT San Antonio which is offering college kids pornography in exchange for their Bibles, called "Smut for Smut"

CARLSON: The bottom of this, on your web site, you have a statement: "We find that morality should not be derived from religious texts." What should morality be ... what should it be derived from?

JACKSON: Well, morality is not derived from religious texts. Religious texts actually contradict each other. If you read the Bible, it contradicts itself on nearly every page. And the fact that people can decide which one to go with shows that they are getting their morality from somewhere else. Morality is actually based off of empathy, and failing empathy, it's based off of fear of reprisal from the law. That is where morality comes from.

CARLSON: Yes. But the law, it's a circular argument. You need to think through it a little bit more, Thomas, because the law itself is based on at least a notion of abstract right and wrong, and that is not rooted in empathy or any emotion, but ... you know, an abstract belief that this is right and this is wrong because someone larger, in control, says so.

JACKSON: Well, no, that's not true. It's based off of things that are good for society. If citizens murder each other, this is bad for society. And you see this across the board in many nations. Several religions have stumbled upon this, but it's not the religious text that's bringing this to people. They are finding this on their own, and societies that don't find this don't survive.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10349028/


[Karma: 2 (+/-)] Steve on 12.06.05 @ 12:33 PM PST


Wednesday, November 16th

I finally figured out politics.

OK, I'm excited, I've finally figured out the crux of our country's political system.

Democrats are people who appreciate art.

Republicans are the ones who own all of it.

Not bad for 2:40 p.m. on a Tuesday.

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 11.16.05 @ 02:42 PM PST


Sunday, November 13th

David Ludwig

Seems the media is getting all caught up with this 14 year-old girl in Pennsylvania whose boyfriend, David Ludwg, allegedly kidnapped her after killing her parents. CNN.com has the boyfriend's picture plastered on their main page. Usually they use yearbook-style photos for this kind of thing, but they've got up a candid shot of David that looks like a frame-grab from a home video. Pretty decent quality. Probably DV.

That's cool and all, but it gets me wondering where they got the picture from. A friend? Parents? It seems unlikely that David had any say in it. I'd like to be more proactive, and have a little more control over my public image. Therefore, if I'm ever wanted for a federal crime, I would like the following picture disseminated to the national media:


Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 11.13.05 @ 10:37 PM PST


Monday, October 10th

I am slowly losing it.

I was over at a friend's house on Saturday night, and upon returning to my car to drive home, I spotted an SUV with an unusual rear-window decal on it. I couldn't figure out what it meant at first, so I stared at is as I walked past. I tried to pronounce the word..."po-STAHL"...that didn't seem to make much sense. What was this? Some obscure European brand I'd never heard of? Or, worse yet, a popular European brand that I was out of the loop on?

Then it occurred to me...put the emphasis on the first syllable..."Postal". What should have given it away, I think, was the crosshairs over the "O". I am losing it. And this time, no alcohol was involved.

On an unrelated thought, I spent the morning in bed pondering the communion wafer. I've never had one - they're very anti-Semetic about that kind of thing - but I've heard that they are basically dry and tasteless. I think that's a shame, because if anyone deserves a good cracker, it's probably Christ. Maybe not every week, but at least around the holidays you'd think they could do something special. A little nutmeg, perhaps. Or top it with a nice piece of lox. And some shmear.

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 10.10.05 @ 11:32 AM PST


Monday, October 3rd

Austin wrap-up

I've been adding pics from my Austin City Limits trip to the Steve's Photos section; comments and conclusions will appear there as well. Suffice it to say, I want to move there.

[Karma: 6 (+/-)] Steve on 10.03.05 @ 06:15 PM PST


Thursday, September 29th

Unintelligent Design

Monday was the first day of the Intelligent Design trial in Dover, PA. To sum up, the Dover school board voted 6-3 to mandate that students be read a four-paragraph statement questioning evolution and supporting "Intelligent Design" before the start of the evolution unit of biology classes. Originally, the science teachers were supposed to read it, but they all refused, so the school administrators read it to the students. Some parents got really mad, the ACLU stepped in, and now the school board is being sued. The board is being represented by the Thomas More Law Center, an organization which defends the religious freedom of Christians. Because if any group in this country is constantly being persecuted...it's the Christians.

So what is Intelligent Design, or "ID" as its known on the street? It's basically Creationism without the "God" word. Intelligent Design holds that life is too complex to have evolved naturally, so there must have been a master designer or omnipotent force that is responsible for the creation of life. As one of the plantiff's witnesses pointed out on Tuesday, of course, most species that have ever existed failed and are now extinct, so if they were created by some kind of guiding force, it obviously wasn't very intelligent.

I came across a piece on Slate today that struck me as worth sharing, a satirical look at the implications of ID.

http://www.slate.com/id/2127054/

"Let's face it: The problem with science has always been that each new discovery unleashes thousands of new questions and ambiguities. So really, the more we discover new stuff, the stupider we get. Clearly, that isn't working. ID says we shouldn't bother ourselves with resolving scientific inconsistencies or untangling puzzles. We should recognize that what God really wants is for us just to stop learning."

[Karma: 4 (+/-)] Steve on 09.29.05 @ 01:19 AM PST


Sunday, September 25th

Blogging at the ACL

I love SBC. I didn't love them a few days ago, and I certainly won't love them tomorrow. Today, though, I'm blogging from a free Internet kiosk at the ACL, while I wait for Coldplay to start.

Awesome.

[Karma: 4 (+/-)] Steve on 09.25.05 @ 06:25 PM PST


Saturday, September 24th

Austin City Limits!!! Woohoo!!!

This festival is enormous, you can't even see the whole field at the same time...the two main stages seem like a world apart. There are two smaller stages, each near one of the main stages (they stagger the acts so there's no sound bleed), as well as another stage, a tent, and a couple small stages for singer-songwriters and kid-friendly acts.

Friday was the weakest lineup of the three days, and it was still pretty fucking cool. Highlights? Dios (Malos), Mofro, Sound Team.

After leaving the festival for the night, Jeff, Alex, and our guide, John, went over a cool outdoor venue on Red River St., Stubbs BBQ, and saw The Black Keys open for The Arcade Fire. Fucking amazing.

One sad note: between walking from stage to stage, to and from the car, and up and down 6th St. after Stubbs, I suppose chaffing was inevitable. Jeff and Alex are suffering, too. Two more days of this...we're going to look like we have gonorrea.

[Karma: 1 (+/-)] Steve on 09.24.05 @ 09:46 AM PST


Wednesday, September 21st

Wet 'n Wild

Hurricane Rita has now been promoted to a Category 5 storm. Between this and New Orleans, this proves that God hates music. And poor people (or "folks," as they are now called).

Of course, I'm not so shallow that I only think of how my own weekend plans might be inconvenienced by this potential large-scale tragedy. I'm just mostly thinking of my own weekend plans.

[Karma: 7 (+/-)] Steve on 09.21.05 @ 01:40 PM PST


Slip 'n Slide

I'm heading out tomorrow morning to Austin, TX for this weekend's Austin City Limits festival. Also heading for Texas is Hurricane Rita. I'm buying boots.

Could this be the end of Steven Weigle? Stay tuned!

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 09.21.05 @ 01:28 PM PST


Friday, September 16th

Livin' it up when I'm goin' down.

I just thought it worth mentioning that the elevators in my office building have a flat-panel screen on the left side, next to the doors, that plays news headlines, with sidebars for advertisments, stock quotes, and other such stuff.

The name of the company that provides programming for this portal is called "Captivate," a name which strikes me as being both incredibly clever and patently evil.

[Karma: -3 (+/-)] Steve on 09.16.05 @ 01:30 PM PST


Thursday, September 15th

Sobule

Saw Jill Sobule again at the Largo last week...she's that singer-songwriter who wrote "I Kissed a Girl" back in the 90's. Also the "Supermodel" song, the one on the Clueless soundtrack. www.jillsobule.com She's been playing there every month or so, I guess she recently moved to Los Angeles from NYC.

Always a great show, just Jill and her guitar. Actually, this past show, Jill brought up a mandolin that she'd bought a few days before, and proceeding to play a song she'd written a few hours before the show. A cute little jig about Bush's response to the Katrina disaster, complete with lyrics like:

"Brownie you're doing a heckuva job, put up your hand! High-five!"

I love this woman.

Next on the list, is tomorrow's Ian Ball solo show at the Hotel Cafe. The Cafe was expanded last month, haven't been there since, but I've heard good things. C'mon down folks, I'll be there around 9:30. www.hotelcafe.com

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 09.15.05 @ 12:28 PM PST


Wednesday, September 7th

Catching up.

Finally got around to putting up the 2006 registration sticker on my license plate. The old sticker expired in June.

[Karma: -4 (+/-)] Steve on 09.07.05 @ 11:58 PM PST


Monday, September 5th

I hate it when I'm wrong

Last Tuesday, after New Orleans started to be overrun by flood waters, my boss Squillante and I had a little talk about looting. His feeling was that it was a problem that needed to be addressed quickly, and with as strong a force as neccessary. Being an realist, I pointed out that there wouldn't really be any way to imprison looters, and being idealistic, I also told him that it would be hard to justify shooting someone for what is essentially a minor (albeit low and dishonorable) crime, that using violence against looters would cause consequences greater than the looting itself would cause, and that there were more important things for the police to focus us.

As looting started, I was disappointed at how people were taking advantage of a terrible situation, but supportive that the police were largely letting it happen; it seemed like the best thing to do at the time.

Over the next couple days, though, there were reports of shootings, rapes, and armed men roaming the streets in gangs. Police, helicopters, hospitals were being shot at, and police were pulled off of search and rescue work to combat looting and general lawlessness. That crime got that out of control that quickly is saddening, especially given that hospital evacuations and search-and-rescue operations were impeded because of it. Stealing is one thing, but when it escalates to the point of endangering lives, it's inexcusable.

In hindsight, it seems like it was the wrong call to not draw a harder line of looting in the beginning, though it seems equally like the police didn't have much other option without taking resources away from search-and-rescue operations even earlier than they did.

Still, one of the results of police inaction was an unknown number of shootings, rapes, etc. Another was the delayed evacuation of hospitals. Would it have been better to abandon some of the (largely) able-bodied population who stayed in their homes after the city was ordered evacuated, in favor of stabilizing the environment to benefit the evacuation of the sick? What amount of responsibility does an individual living in a place that is a known flood hazard bear for providing their own means of transportation out of that place in the case of an emergency?

I don't really know, but if I had to answer, I would guess that yes, a moral and civilized society has a greater responsibility to the sick and weak. Also, citizens need to be more accountable when they are instructed to leave their city if it all possible, or go to a shelter if it is not. (The conditions at these shelters, and the care given to people who have sought them out are another discussion)

In hindsight, it's a good thing that I'm not an emergency planner.

In hindsight, it's a bad thing that the people who actually WERE in charge of prioritizing police responsibilities had that power, because even with their experience and research into disaster planning, they made the same poor decision that I would have.

Like I said, I hate it when I'm wrong.

[Karma: -3 (+/-)] Steve on 09.05.05 @ 10:22 PM PST


Friday, September 2nd

"The river have busted through clear down to Plaquemines." - Louisiana 1927

I have a lot of thoughts on this, and I'll be adding them, but I just want to start off with this one.

I read an excerpt this morning from a press conference with Scott McClellan, where he claimed that "Flood control has been a priority of this administration from Day One."

Oh really, Scott? Then what's this all about? http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001051313

I'm always going to hate the Bush Administration, but it sure would take the edge off if any of them just grew up and took some fucking responsibility for their actions.

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 09.02.05 @ 01:35 PM PST


Monday, August 8th

ER!

Coming shortly.





[Karma: 1 (+/-)] Steve on 08.08.05 @ 09:22 AM PST


Wednesday, July 27th

OK, Coldplay, you win.

Hereby, I would like to announce that I have given up hating Coldplay, an endeavor that I particapted in largely for the simple sake of...hating Coldplay. I've been seeing the video for Speed of Sound everywhere, and want to turn away, but I can't, it's just too cool. I submit, the war is over.

I only have so much fight in me for petty things, and so, I now intend to refocus my efforts on the things in this world that I feel are truly unjust: organized religion, school-yard bullies, and Danish people.
[Karma: -7 (+/-)] Steve on 07.27.05 @ 05:21 PM PST


Tuesday, July 26th

Soap.

For the past few years, I've been buying my soap from drugstore.com. However, after using my last sliver of my last bar this morning, I realized I would have to buy a couple bars at a brick-and-mortar store to hold me over until my next drugstore.com shipment.

At the local Ralph's, I soon realized that I no longer knew where to look for soap; it had been so long since I'd gone shopping for any. I assumed that bar soap would be in the same aisle as shampoo and tooth paste, but it turns out they actually have it next to the detergent, way on the other side of the store. Seems to me that it should be in with the other personal care items; maybe I'll write an e-mail.

Ralph's didn't have my preferred brand of soap, and kinda painted me in a corner. In the pinch, I decided to go with a two-pack of Olay because, hey, I want to feel beautiful.

My preferred brand? Tom's of Maine, calendula scented. Drugstore.com used to carry this Indian brand of really fucking fantastic bar soap, but alas, no longer. I think there's a secret branch of the government that goes around looking for good quality products, and when they find one, they force it off the market. That's my theory, at least. I have lots of theories.

[Karma: 2 (+/-)] Steve on 07.26.05 @ 01:20 AM PST


Monday, July 25th

Blinking

More fun science writing from the people at msnbc; this article takes a look at why people don't notice when they blink. Of course, even mentioning blinking makes people cognizant of when they blink, so all I've been doing for the last five minutes is noticing when I blink. Now you're doing it, too. Pass it along.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8702493/

[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 07.25.05 @ 05:59 PM PST


Thursday, July 21st

Everything You Know Is Wrong

There are certain facts of life that it's comforting to be able to rely on. Water is wet. Dogs are stupid. The sky is blue. Oh, wait...turns out the sky isn't blue.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8631798/

So, apparently, the sky is a combination of blue and violet, and the way that our cones pick up this particular combination is the same way we pick up a combination of blue and white light. So, our brain is too dumb to know the difference, and just assumes the sky is a combination of blue and white light, so we see it as a light blue.

Man. And people think dogs are stupid.

[Karma: 5 (+/-)] Steve on 07.21.05 @ 10:50 AM PST


Wednesday, July 20th

Sneakers

Either the inside padding on my sneakers is getting worn down, or my feet are getting smaller.

Please god, not my feet.

[Karma: 1 (+/-)] Steve on 07.20.05 @ 04:54 PM PST


Tuesday, July 12th

The Cobra Snake - I'm famous, I tells ya.

The other week, my buddy Inyoung's upscale t-shirt venture Ur Not 1n Fashion (awesome shirts, check out the link) put on a fashion installation at Tokio on Caheunga on its closing night.

Local "celebrity" Cobra Snake was there to document the event, and his photographs are at:
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/forevercahuenga/index.html

I'm in there, not too hard to find. Extra points for picking out Jeff Miller, Bill Jacks, and Tony Roman.

[Karma: 6 (+/-)] Steve on 07.12.05 @ 09:21 AM PST


Genographic Project - Update!

coming soon.
[Karma: 1 (+/-)] Steve on 07.12.05 @ 08:59 AM PST


Monday, June 27th

News Part 2 - Traditions suck.

Sometimes we do things because we've thought long and hard, and made a logical decision. Sometimes we do things because our intuition tells us it's a good idea. Sometimes we do things out of impulse. And sometimes, just sometimes, we do things because of tradition. No good reason. No bad reason. Just because that's the way we're used to it, or the way someone else older than us was used to it.

Take, for example, today's Supreme Court ruling on public displays of the Ten Commandments. Their split-ruling basically said that old displays were OK to keep, but they frowned on the creation of new displays. So, as long as the display had some amount of historical significance, it no longer counted as a religious endorsement. In other words, it's there because of "tradition."

There's a deeper issue regarding the historical and traditional significance of the Ten Commandments, though, that tends to run something like "The American judicial system is based around Judeo-Christian morals, the cornerstone of which are the Ten Commandements." So let's look at the commandments and see how much they've influenced our legal system.

1. I am the Lord thy God. - More of a declarative statement than a commandment. Neither here nor there. There's the Establishment Clause, which seems to have been written by guys who weren't so sure that the Commandment was true, but also the later tradition of swearing people in over a Bible.

2. Though shalt have no other Gods before me. - Historical note: this was written in times when even the Jews did not believe that only one God existed, they just believed that Yahweh, the Hebrew God, was THEIR God, and was the most powerful. Definitely runs afoul of the Establishment Clause.

3. Though shalt not take the Lord's name in vain. - This is an interesting one. Taken literally, there is no law against this. However, a common interpretation of this commandment is that it's kind of a subset of the 9th commandment; that you can't make a promise to or in the name of God and not keep it. We do actually have laws against breaking contracts, so if you believe that's the context of the commandment, add one point at the end of the game.

4. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it holy. - Certainly not a founding principle of the American justice system, but there were and still are "blue laws" that limit business activities on the Christian Sabbath.

5. Honor thy Mother and Father - If this were a law, most of us would be serving 20 to life.

6. Though shalt not murder - Usually this is incorrectly given as "though shalt not kill." There's a difference, though. Killing is like murdering, however it only refers to people outside your own ethnic group. I can murder a German, but I can only kill a Spaniard. For reference, see any book in the Old Testament. OK, murder is illegal. But to claim that murder is illegal solely because that's the way it is in the Ten Commandments is ludicrious; as if people thought that murder was perfectly acceptable until Moses came down from Mt. Sinai with chunks of rocks in his hands.

7. Though shalt not commit adultery - Generally, not a law. Can be a factor in divorce settlements.

8. Though shalt not steal - Another brilliant invention of the Ten Commandments, a law that no system of government could possibly have come up with on their own.

9. Though shalt not bear false witness - Lying is generally not illegal, except for cases of libel, slander, or contracts. If you tell that girl that you love her just so you can get in her pants...perfectly legal.

10. Though shalt not cover thy neighbor's house, wife, goods, etc. - Orwell would have had a calf over this one. Karma police, arrest this man.

Counting up the number of Commandments that actually made it into the foundation of American law, I count only two clear overlaps: no murdering, no stealing, the two commandments that should fall less under "Commandment from God" and more under "Shit you just know you're not supposed to do."

So instead of focusing on IF the 10 Commandments can legally be displayed in and around our courthouses, why don't we take it back just a little bit further and ask...why would we display them in and around our courthouses?

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 06.27.05 @ 11:46 PM PST


News - I'm Sorry, But You're An Idiot.

So everyone's probably read about Jesstin Pagan, Daniel Agosto, and Anibal Cruz Jr., the three kids in Camden, New Jersey who went missing last week and were feared kidnapped.

After a few days of police searches and national media attention, the kids were found dead by a relative of Anibal Cruz Jr.'s; the boys had locked themselves in the trunk of an old car that the Cruz family had left in the corner of the yard, and apparently suffocated to death. I was upset to read this the other day, it is a terrible thing, these kids didn't deserve to die, and no family should ever have have to cope with the loss of a child.

But I read an update on the story today that really steamed me.

According to CNN, Anibal Cruz Sr. said yesterday that he "assumed that police looked in the trunk of the car that was parked just steps from where the boys were last seen playing. 'That was the first place to look,' Cruz said. '...Maybe they should have looked in the trunk.'"

Hey, jackass, if it was the first place to look, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU LOOK THERE???"

[Karma: 3 (+/-)] Steve on 06.27.05 @ 11:39 AM PST


Tuesday, June 14th

City scents.

Today's discovery: The north-west corner of Robertson and Olympic smells like the New York City subway system.

[Karma: -6 (+/-)] Steve on 06.14.05 @ 07:46 PM PST


Last day at LLP

Got my going away present on Friday afternoon; a dozen cans of silly string. Well, the CONTENTS of a dozen cans of silly string. I guess this is what I get for helping to aluminum-wrap Amanda's office and putting Bill's office supplies in Jello.

What is it like being covered in silly string? Well, at close range you get a little light-headed from whatever gasses are emitted from the cans. The string itself is cold (Dr. Weigle reminds everyone that matter get colder as it moves from high pressure to low pressure) and definitely has some stick to it. It peels off the clothes easily enough, but left little bits of itself all over my hair.

Other going away gifts ranged from a couple pecks on the cheek to the kind of hug that you would give a dying leper, with a crayon-colored superhero picture (courtesy of Amy G.'s son Jake) thrown in for good measure.

Ian Ball (of Gomez) was playing that night at the Hotel Cafe. They've redone the place recently, reducing the already small number of tables to open up more floorspace, and resurfacing the floor itself. Admission turned out to be only six bucks...awesome. I met up with Jeff, Kevin, and Jenn, and we were all joined later by Alex, Phil, and Liz. We grabbed the first table from the stage, which put us close enough to Ian that if he'd sung something we didn't like, we could have just reached out and smacked him.

Introducing one of two new works-in-progress, he announced "This one is called Hermosa Beach from 5:30 to 6:30." Jenn smiled and commented to the rest of us "You mean, happy hour?" Of course, we're close enough to Ian that he actually heard her, laughed, and spoke dryly into the mike:

"Yes, 'Happy Hour.' That's much catchier. You must be in the business."

[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 06.14.05 @ 02:11 AM PST


Tuesday, June 7th

Star Wares

Thought I'd share this...on my flight back from Jersey the other weekend, I perused the SkyMall catalog and couldn't help but notice the official Star Wars popcorn machine on the cover (Spaceballs the Flamethrower, anyone?).

Next to it, I noticed the prominent display of their promise to beat any competitor's price. Because if you're the type of person to buy a Star Wars popcorn machine, you're bound to be concerned about comparison shopping.



Fuckers.

[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 06.07.05 @ 04:04 PM PST


Damn it...leaving LLP

This Friday is my last day at Larry Levinson Productions, as I'm starting a new gig working for IDG.

I've had a couple weeks to digest this, and it's really started to sink in. This is my last week. Yesterday was my last Monday. Today is my last Tuesday. I've already started doing some administrative stuff for the new company, and I'm pretty excited about getting started with the heavy stuff, but I'm definitely going to miss the people here.

Yeah, there's several people that I'm still going to keep in touch with, and see occasionally, and there's other people that I'm just not going to miss at all, but it's still strange to see a group of people every day for two years, and then suddenly have that taken away.

So, this one goes out to Junior, Kay-B (and, to a lesser extent, Kay-G), Wojacks, Special-K, Natkins, Lil' M, T-Man, Dramarica, the Amys (C, G, and R), Slushy, and all the rest of the crew, including those with no nicknames, particularly Amanda and Mike. Respek!

[Karma: 3 (+/-)] Steve on 06.07.05 @ 02:15 PM PST


Monday, June 6th

The Genographic Project - Update

My DNA has passed quality control (as if there was any doubt), and the results are being "uploaded", a process that has already taken several days. C'mon, people, I've got haplogroups to belong to!!

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/


[Karma: -2 (+/-)] Steve on 06.06.05 @ 10:52 AM PST


Sunday night's discovery

Little tip for the kids: never try to assemble furniture when you've downed a half-bottle of unfiltered sake.

[Karma: 2 (+/-)] Steve on 06.06.05 @ 10:26 AM PST


Wednesday, May 25th

Back in New Jersey - Part V: Everything Portuguese is good.

The Weigle family fancy restaurant of choice has always been the Spain Inn, owned by two brothers, and their "lobsters-by-the-pound." Recently, one of the brothers left to open another location, closer to the Weigle family homestead, so this is where we all went for dinner on Sunday night.

Elegant setting, tucked away beside a rural road in central Jersey, excellent food, and a Portuguese waitstaff who have worked for the brothers for years. Our waiter on this particular evening recognized our family, and was particularly pleased that my sister, Lauren, was in attendance. After commenting that he remembered her from when she was just a young girl, Lauren told him that she was turning 22 in a month. The waiter then said something about Lauren's "boyfriend", and my sister replied that she was single, which in hindsight may have been a miscalculation on her part. The waiter happily noted that he was also single. Hmm....

The waiter, easily in his 40s, proceeded to hit on my sister the entire evening, and even brought her dessert order out with a round of "Happy Birthday" from the waitstaff. Lauren was a little surprised by the premature birthday wishes, and asked what they would do if she came back the next month, for her actual birthday. Our waiter clasped his hands together and exclaimed "Oh please, please!"

The house's standard after-dinner drink is an almond-flavored liquer. Pleasantly sweet, very strong flavor. We all had a round of it after my mom's requisite complaints to me about me not having a girlfriend. I've always wondered about the brand of the liquer, so I asked the waiter when he came back what it was, and he replied "It is a Portuguese liquer." Big help. He then leaned over to my sister, looked her dead in the eye, smiled, and said "Everything Portuguese is good." Dude...dude.

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 05.25.05 @ 11:38 PM PST


Sunday, May 22nd

Thoughts on Thoughts

I never understood how people's weblogs could just go on and on and on, until I saw the entry I just wrote. And I skipped everything that happened after 6:30.

[Karma: 4 (+/-)] Steve on 05.22.05 @ 09:48 PM PST


Back in New Jersey - Part IV: The Actor

So, my writing has fallen a day behind. It's going to be until at least Monday until I go into Sunday night's dinner, and the Portuguese waiter who continually hit on my sister.

Went into Manhattan on Saturday to meet a few friends. Due to construction on part of the PATH train lines, the ride into the city from Hoboken took especially long. I did have the good fortune to be standing in the same car as a genuine New Yorker. Around 30, give or take a couple, greasy and thinning hair, thick accent (Bronx, I think), and LOUD voice. The kind of guy who yells as his TV when the Yanks are losing.

The guy was explaining how he was an (out of work) actor, a profession that he had embarked upon after seven years of teaching astronomy. I found it ironic that he described his decision to become a teacher as the "worst decision" he had ever made, and wondered where he will be and what he will be doing when it finally hits him that quitting his teaching job and becoming an actor was, in fact, the worst decision he had ever made.

I met up with Monak and Justin to see part of a "jazz battle" at the Time Warner Center. Beautiful location; a cafe on the fifth floor. The stage is right in front of the enormous glass windows, and behind the performers is an amazing view out over Central Park, with the East Side in the background. Admission was free, and it was fairly crowded. I will never deny NYC its culture.

After, I took a walk in Central Park with Monak, stopping briefly at a playground to try out a slide. One of the corkscrew ones. It netted the SJW seal of approval. Central Park has a network of roads and paths winding through it, and occasionally they cross over one another, in a series of stone arch bridges. Walking through one of these underpasses, I couldn't help but think of the many romantic comedies I've seen that were set in New York. They always seem to feature the two leads sharing an emotionally intimate moment while standing together under one of Central Park's archways, and it always seems so perfect and, well, romantic. In real life, these tunnels are dark, damp, and cold.

Before leaving the park, we shared a too-long conversation about the connotations of the words "family" and "genetics" when discussing heritable diseases. Guess who started us off on that one?

On the way out, I grabbed an I (Heart) New York t-shirt for one of the casting girls back in LA. Then met up with my high school buddy, Dave, and chilled at his place for an hour, before having to bolt to have dinner with friends and family back in NJ. Too much "stuff" to do. Really made me wish I was taking a whole "vacation", and not just a weekend "trip". I am going to love retirement.

[Karma: 0 (+/-)] Steve on 05.22.05 @ 09:46 PM PST


Saturday, May 21st

Back in New Jersey - Part III

I dropped by the old high school on Friday afternoon to see Dr. Ford, my chorus teacher. When you go back to your old school, everything is supposed to seem smaller. Here, the opposite was true.

They have added another building, making a total of ten. Enrollment is up to 2,400 students. The orchestra program is now composed of two separate orchestras, which are the first AND second largest in the state. There is now an art history department and a television studio (we had an AV club when I was in school...it was in the back room of the library, where one of the walls was painted so we could use it as a blue-screen.).

When you're younger, it's really easy to accept whatever situation you're in as the "norm", whether it's the health of your parents' relationship, how homemade pancakes are supposed to taste, or the quality of the local school system. For me, it's easy to look back and remember the bad crap about going to school, but a lot harder to think about my education objectively, and how spoiled I was to have such great teachers, and to live in a school district with as strong of a music and arts program as we had.

Maybe I have a point to this, maybe not. Maybe home is making me nostalgic.

Stay in school, kids. And don't do drugs.

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 05.21.05 @ 11:12 PM PST


Back in New Jersey - Part II

After 26 years of my life, and 27 years of her marriage, one would think that my mom would know that my dad and I both hate string beans.

[Karma: 5 (+/-)] Steve on 05.21.05 @ 09:44 PM PST


Friday, May 20th

Back in New Jersey - Part I

I have always shared a good rapport with my dental hygienist.

[Karma: 7 (+/-)] Steve on 05.20.05 @ 11:24 PM PST


Cheeky, the Ovulating Baboon

Before flying back to New Jersey for the weekend, I stopped by Aaaahs! to pick up a stuffed animal for my grandmother. Looking at the beanie buddies - which are like beanie babies, only larger - I saw what I assumed to be a monkey. Cute, brown, with a tail.

All of the beanie buddies are tagged with these cute little hearts, which also includes a fun description of the animals. Imagine my surprise when I was informed by the tag that the buddy, named Bonsai, was not a monkey at all. "Bonsai...is actually a very unique chimpanzee because, unlike actual chimps, he has a tail!"* This is bullshit-speak for "The person who designed this beanie buddy knows nothing about primates and the model was already in production when someone pointed out the error to us, so we're just trying our best not to look like the fucking idiots we are."

I moved on. Eventually, I came across a beanie buddy baboon, named "Cheeky" because of its multicolored butt cheeks. At first, this struck me as odd, because only certain baboons have multicolored butt cheeks, and only at certain times. Specifically, only the females, and only when they are in estrus, the period of maximum fertility in primates. (Human females go through estrus as well, but because there are no external changes, it is known as a "hidden estrus")

Did Ty know that they were mass-manufacturing a stuffed toy of an animal that was visibly in heat?

I contacted Ty and was told yes, this was absolutely intentional on their part, and that this Fall they will be introducing a new Beanie Buddy, a menstruating bloodhound named Drippy.

Here's Cheeky!



*Ty's Official Bonsai Page
[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 05.20.05 @ 11:19 PM PST


Wednesday, May 18th

Technology is kick-ass.

Phew! Just had my first experience with a sat-phone! They carry your voice way up into space, up above buildings and everything. I know what I want for Christmas. (hint, hint, mom and dad)
[Karma: -3 (+/-)] Steve on 05.18.05 @ 05:32 PM PST


The Genographic Project

So, I signed up for the Genographic Project last month...this study of human migratory patterns over the last 150,000 or so years. For a hundred bucks, you can have part of your nonrecombinant DNA sampled (Y chromosome for men, mitochondrial DNA for women), thus tracing either your direct line of paternal descent (for guys) or direct line of maternal descent (for dolls). By looking for certain genetic markers, and comparing it to DNA samples taken from indigenous peoples around the world, as well as DNA extracted from ancient human remains, they'll tell you where your ancestors lived.

Once you're a participant you can play along on their website, they will tell you where your DNA is in the analysis process, and what the processes entail. I'm decently versed in this stuff, but they lost me at "PCR amplification plates." In any case, my DNA has been isolated and analyzed, and is now in the quality control phase.

There's a bunch of general info on the website as well. Check it out:

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/

[Karma: -1 (+/-)] Steve on 05.18.05 @ 11:42 AM PST


Monday, May 16th

Ahhhhhh!

Got Greymatter installed...finally. Internet connection has been fuzzy this weekend, couldn't hold an FTP connection for very long. I'm going to bed.
[Karma: 7 (+/-)] Steve on 05.16.05 @ 03:11 AM PST